The Great American Anti-Social Quarantine: Downtown is Closed Until Further Notice
The governor's quarantine hit downtown in late March. Like most places, people went home, except for a few panhandlers. You could still buy a slice of pizza, or a beverage for a hot day, but you had to take it outside. Most retail stores were closed. A few were open to receive packages from UPS or FedEx, but were closed to customers. Construction on the new nine story CODE building continued. How much will it cost to reopen the city? Will all the people come back? Wi
The Great American Anti-Social Quarantine: Natural Life is Closed Until Further Notice
They are barking mad at city hall. As part of the Great American Anti-Social Quarantine, the parks department has closed city parks, and even the dog parks have been restricted. For the dog owners who can't read, the signs have been translated into dogonese: Bark Bark, Woof, Bark, Woof Woof. No mistaking that message. It's directed at you hoomans! Stay off the swings and stay away from us dogs. We don't want your hooman disease! Scrub yourself raw in your quarantine, bu
